Toothpaste for Dinner | 
It‘s quiet. And then there are screams of “ARE YOU EATING TOOTHPASTE?!?!” (Answer: Yes).
Me, learning from this the next time it‘s quiet: ahhh, what‘s he doing in those curtains? (Answer: spraying a medicated nasal spray on the windows).
I am *not* cut out for toddlers. Also; it‘s really quite hard to get dried toothpaste out of eyelashes without wetting it/ running the risk of getting toothpaste in a toddler eye.
AlaMich Oh my! 😆 I don‘t have kids but I am told that toddlers being quiet is dangerous.... 5y
Nebklvr Oh dear. Good luck! 5y
CarolynM This is why parents of toddlers "toddler-proof" their houses - it goes some way to limit the potential for damage (to the toddler or the house)??? 5y
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GlassAsDiamonds @CarolynM we had to do some of that for our latest rescue cat (think child locks on doors he can open & those finger smoosh preventers for the doors he can close 🤦🏻♀️) but omg. These kids climbed, they opened drawers without handles, they jammed chopsticks into the gaps in a cabinet and tried to use them as a ladder (chopsticks snapped).... just... 😧😧😧😧 5y
GlassAsDiamonds @AlaMich I know! I parent cats for a reason!!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱 (someone said parenting toddlers is like trying to keep a drunk suicidal friend alive and I think truer words were never spoken!!!!!). 5y
GlassAsDiamonds @Nebklvr thanks!! Needed it!!!!!! 5y
CarolynM OMG, Climbers - the scariest kind of toddlers 😱😱😱 I thank God every day I didn't have those. 5y
GlassAsDiamonds @CarolynM these are the climbing/ running/ scribbling/ screaming/ fussy/ energiser bunny/ *SMART* type. Boggles the mind, it really does. 🤦🏻♀️😱🤦🏻♀️😱 5y
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